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mcdonalds
1. (McDonalds) (6038↑, 420↓)
A place where people eat alot, get fat, and then sue to get money.

I ate at McDonalds everyday for 7 years and now I weigh 500 pounds, so I'm gonna sue them to make some cash.

2. (McDonalds) (4565↑, 888↓)
Shit served in plastic containers.
3. (mcdonalds) (2165↑, 274↓)
1. A new innovation in disposal that gets rid of toxic waste by packaging it as food and selling it to people who don't know any better. 2. The lowest common denominator (for eating out). 3. An expression of United States cultural imperialism/cultural pollution (as seen from outside the United States). A symbol of increasing global cultural homogenization. 4. One of the best incentives for students to work hard at their studies, so that they can either a) avoid ever working there or b) stop having to work there. See [mcjob]. 5. An eating place that can give you malnutrition and indigestion simultaneously. 6. An evil cult hell-bent on seducing youth and molding their eating preferences for life. See [happy meal], [branding]. 7. Outside of the United States, a symbol of America -- Frequently the target of demonstrations, riots, arson etc. in consequence if no embassy or consulate is close by.

McDonalds is invading the world -- like a virus.

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4. (McDonalds) (1888↑, 259↓)
Restaurant that's sued by fat ass bitches for making them fat even though the fat ass order five supersized meals a day.

Eat responsibly.

5. (McDonalds) (2039↑, 484↓)
Health Food

McDonalds, we make your heart a more efficient machine by making it work TWICE AS HARD\!

6. (McDonalds) (1406↑, 410↓)
A well-known "resteraunt" which has spreaded thousands of fast food chain links to their name through all most every country in the world like a deadly virus. Almost everyone in the world have heard their infamous name, and they either love it or hate it. Resulting in stepping inside an average abyss of tastebud Hell, you will be shocked to discover many terrifying sights. The basic area is horrid, and the first thing heard is whiny children complaining that their "McNuggets" are too "salty" and obnoxious overweight adult customers arguing pointlessly at a random worker. Most seats are taken up by either a crowd of 100 college students clustered into the corners of the room wearing baggy bin bags for trousers, idiotic children or teenagers shouting random things about their "meals" or obese men and women who gorge on about 5 of the disgusting, greasy "burgers" which would make a pig look like it has better diet and dining sense. The smell and overall breathing space is terrible, and the tiny sweaty dining areas usually waft with odours of frying faeces coming from the hidden kitchens. In other information, most sensible people who have better minds and eating plans will stay well clear of this nightmare, rather than the poor, overweight souls who have had their mouths possesed by poorly cooked pieces of "meat" which look like floppy donkey carcass pressed into a disk-like shape by a child's cookie cutter. Often, terrible bouts of hiccups, burping, vomiting or diorraeh occur approximatly two hours after eating any large portion of the food served there. Most people now resent the place even more, what with the pathetic TV commercials where they have rappers talking nonsence about how they think "McDonald's" is "the place to be" which makes 70% of the audience expossed to it want to slsh open their wrists in a frenzy of emarassment and hate. Even moronic pre-pubescant girls hate it, and if they were fans of Justin Timberlake now, they will have custom-made dartboards with a photograph of him in the middle for in his honour for inventing it's new catchphrase: "I'm lovin' it". ...Well, sorry, but in my opinion and half of the world, I sadly don't...but don't put me off you fans of buying the new "McVomit In A Bun".

\>_\< ...Don't make me go there again...I think I actually feel sympathy for the former slim population who have been sucked into the evil...

Author: YouThinkYouKnowItButYouDon't http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/779817
7. (mcdonalds) (982↑, 312↓)
what got yo mama fat

That ain't baby fat bitch...the McDonalds gave you that shit\!

8. (McDonalds) (376↑, 25↓)
The only restaurant on earth where you can miss one, drive one mile, and come to another.

"Damn\! We missed McDonalds\!" "Don't worry, there's another one about 2 miles up the road."

Author: The Volkswaged Beatle http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/1325335
9. (mcdonalds) (521↑, 170↓)
the absolute crappiest fast food restaurant where only little children, hobos, poor people and fatasses addicted to their food go to eat. they say they serve healthy salads but the truth is one salad has more fat than one of their rat poisoned nazi burgers.

its surprising mcdonalds hasn't gone out of business, after all their president had a heart attack from eating too much of his own shitty food creations.

10. (mcdonalds) (385↑, 64↓)
the largest fast food chain. idiots are eating too much of the food and got super fat. so instead of excercising and going cold turkey, they sued mcdonalds. what did they do with the money? bought more big macs.

after seeing super size me, i will never eat at fast food restaurants again.

11. (McDonalds) (292↑, 43↓)
The place that I work where the customers are more retarted than my coworkers. They come through the drive through to order food, and when I open the window to take their order they just wave and keep going... they then realize their mistake and try to back up while another car is going forward towards my window... Or they stop halfway through their order to scream at their bratty kids who are beating each other in the back seat. They then forget what they have already ordered and I am forced to repeat the whole order (Hamburger only bun and pickle, fries-no salt, Big Mac only mayo and tartar sauce...) with really wierd special orders... THEN they change their mind, and by that time the food has already been made specially for them with only mayo and tartar sauce... Thanks for letting me rant.

McDonalds, we love to see you barf.

12. (McDonalds) (273↑, 38↓)
A place people go to get fat.

You're too skinny. You better start eating at McDonalds.

13. (mcdonalds) (274↑, 81↓)
The Hell Hole where i spend 90% of my time. probably gave birth to the 11:45-20:00 shift,probably also spawned by satan himself on his day off

does it need one???

14. (McDonalds) (218↑, 30↓)
Synonym for "cardboard". Also a convenient place to use their toilet when no public alternative exists.

I'm going to give them back some of their McNuggets

15. (mcdonalds) (216↑, 49↓)
When using the [bathroom] in McDonalds, be sure to flush twice. It's a long way to the kitchen.

I dropped a piece of hemp rope at McDonalds and made sure I flushed twice. Three days later, a Big Mac is born.

16. (McDonalds) (180↑, 19↓)
The 1\# scapegoat to America's obesity problem.

Guy 1\# : I know why I'm fat, man. Guy 2\# : Oh yea, why? Guy 1\# : Because of that shitty McDonalds. Guy 2\# : Actually, you're fat because you have no self control, nor common sense. Did you really think that eating two Big Mac's each day for five years wouldn't affect your weight? They're greasy and salty. Have some common sense, you fat whiny asshole.

17. (McDonalds) (263↑, 102↓)
A fast food place unfortunately found around the earth. Shitty food is easy to spot here, usually greasy beyond recognition, probably from the nasty pimple-faced losers rubbing their face in your food. These losers usually have voices that crack alot. McDonalds gets sued alot, and this is a good thing because McDonald's sucks

Holy shit, you eat at McDonalds? I feel sorry for you, you poor bastard.

18. (McDonalds) (167↑, 22↓)
An infamoes restraunt located in all corners of the world where people eat, get fat, sue for thousands of dollars, and then use that money to eat more McDonalds.

I'm going to eat at McDonalds, get fat, and then sue them. Then I'll be able to afford more food McDonalds\! I hear they just invented the quadruple double-quarter pounder\!\!

19. (McDonalds) (172↑, 32↓)
The shittiest "restaurant" in the world, where they inject fat into dog shit, and serve it in hamburger buns on a plastic tray. The name is an acronym for their terrible food, and the shitty McDonalds experience overall: M = Malnutritious C = Crap D = Disease-ridden O = Overweight-customers N = Never-get-served A = Annoying-little-shits L = Lard-filled D = Disgusting S = SHIT\! Put it all together and what does it spell?... M C D O N A L D S\!\!\!

Responsible dog owners are a threat to McDonalds' supply-chain.

20. (McDonalds) (180↑, 49↓)
a nice place to work until some cutomer comes in acting as if i am so kind of low life. you should think twice before pissing off the person making your food. think about it\!

come piss me off and see what kind of surprise you get in you bugger oops i mean burger.

21. (McDonalds) (154↑, 31↓)
A place which sells rat poison.

Lets fry the rats. We can sell 'em as burgers at the McDonalds.

Author: Alexander Poniz http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/533552
22. (McDonalds) (156↑, 34↓)
A place where people will end up working at because they've been convinced school is useless.

"Hello, welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?" "Yeah, can I get a Filet O' Fish and a small Shut The Fuck Up?"

23. (mcdonalds) (144↑, 26↓)
The home of trash-eaters. The CEO of McDonald's recently died of a heart attack? Don't you find that coincidental? Plus Justin Timberlake should die for giving McDonald's that crap catchprase.

Do do do do doooooooooo ... I'm lovin it\! *dies of a heart attack*

Author: Mister Ignorant http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/625908
24. (McDonalds) (147↑, 37↓)
Where fat fucks go when they die.

Mommy...where is daddy now?? *sniff sniff* He went to McDonalds, my son.

25. (McDonalds) (125↑, 16↓)
a place that makes billions of dollars a year but can't afford to give employees more than a lousy 25 cent raise every 6 months. a place where you learn to hate the general public because they assume that YOU the employee are a complete moron just because you have to wear a ridiculous uniform and must serve them their food, which in a way, can be degrading. a place where a manager cannot give direction to his crew because they dont speak the same friggin language as you. Pointing and basic spanish-speaking skills only go so far a place where you realize that a good percentage of people have extremely low IQ's and fit the stereotype of the average McDonalds employee a lot better than THE ACTUAL EMPLOYEE.....why you ask??? People will sit in the drive-thru lane where the FIRST MENU BOARD IS, evidently NOT look at it, pull up to the ordering menu, and waste the employees' time as well as the time of the customers waiting behind them. "Can I take your order?"....."Can I get the ummm.....the uhhh....the numberrrr.....uhh" Or they will order one meal, and forget that it comes with a drink which they need to SPECIFY. Simple mistake, right? Then they order a second meal, and AGAIN do not specify a drink. So the employee must again ask, WHAT KIND OF DRINK WITH THAT? After the 3rd, 4th, even 5th meal ordered, you would think that the customer begins to notice a PATTERN to the ordering process, but that would be too much to ask. A place where people will order a DOUBLE quarter-pounder meal, LARGE, and then ask for a DIET coke as if it's gonna help their chances of not dying early A place where high-school teens come in packs during their lunch periods and will leave a huge fucking mess for the employees to clean, whether it be the 500 napkins that they felt they needed to take out of the dispenser, the ketchup that was squeezed all over the place due to poor aiming ability, the fries spilled all over the floor after failing to get all 20 of them shoved into their mouths properly, and the pickles thrown on the windows for simple pleasure of hearing the 'splat' A place that the higher-ups including supervisors, director of operations, and even regional owners think they are hot shit because get to travel around in their company cars to frequent local stores and point out obvious problem-areas that need to be corrected. EXAMPLE...an employee will be working the register by himself, with nobody helping him to gather the food, with a line of 20 customers going out the door. In walks the supervisor, who takes you aside to inform you that there were some fries spilled on the floor....THANKS I'LL CLEAN THAT UP RIGHT AWAY BOSS A place where EVERYONE calls out, because, well....who gives a shit if you lose your job at McDonalds A place where the customer will pull up to the drive-thru and immediately say HELLO?\!?\! as if the employee was hiding in the dark recesses of a cave where all sound is inaudible. a place where the customers will read off $50 dollar orders like they were the guy at the end of the Honda commercials reading you the fine print on the payment contract. SLOW DOWN a place where something breaks. every day. a place where illegal immigrants can get away with BEING illegal immigrants, simply because their name and SS\# are NEVER verified upon hiring a place where employees will INTENTIONALLY hand out your food even when they KNOW it is incorrect. Why u ask? Because they hate their jobs and don't give a fuck a place where customers will complain that their Big Mac wasn't supposed to have cheese on it, and bring it back to ask for a new one, after eating 80% of the one containing cheese a place where customers will order food at 3:00 am, and are surprised that their fries did not just come out of the vat. "Can I get some fresh fries?" "Fuck you, okay?" a place where old people complain that "yesterday" they only paid 68 cents for their coffee, so why are YOU the employee telling them it costs 69? as if you magically hit the OVERCHARGE BUTTON on the touch-screen. And then in an act of protest, they will REFUSE to pay the 69 cents and storm out (slowly), as if the business will subsequently suffer irreversible economic hardship because McDonalds lost out on the sale a place where customers should NEVER expect coffee to be fresh after 10 am. Get a fucking soft drink for crying out loud a place that I can probably complain about forever, but will take a break for now...

McDonalds sucks...and that's all there is to it

26. (mcdonalds) (129↑, 22↓)
a shitty ass place to work with asshole managers like lisa.

welcome to McHell may I take your order please?

27. (McDonalds) (129↑, 22↓)
1. Home of Evil Personified - Ronald McDonalds 2.Place that people pretend to despise to act cool, but eat at every Saturday.

McDonald sucks ass\! I hate it\! *chomps on Big Mac*

28. (McDonalds) (129↑, 33↓)
People say they hate this restaurant so much, yet more people order food from this dump than everywhere else combined. [Hypocrite]s.

McDonald's fries taste real good, though.

29. (McDonalds) (115↑, 38↓)
Complete and udder shit. A lying, stupid, money-hungry fast food business that just wants your money and doesn't care about its green hamburger patties.

Big n' Tasty, McGriddle, Fish Fillet

Author: yo-what-is-up-my-dawg http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/325644
30. (mcdonalds) (142↑, 74↓)
This place is a disgusting greece pit, not recomended for the weak stomached to eat at. But the worst part is the workers that work here, they never have an iq higher than that of a rat. 1:SCARY BLACK DUDE-These guys are the black dudes that work the cash register and can't count change. They are scarry. They work at McDonalds to pay for their crack. 2:THE FRYBOY-Weighing in at 92 lbs and 5'3" is the fryboy. There whole face is covered with pimples. They go into the bathroom to pop their zits and than rub the goo into your fries. They work here to pay for their everquest subscription. 3:OLD MAN RIVER-This is the 96 year old dude that can barely walk that mopes around with the mop. This guy can barely stand up, let alone work at Micky Dees. god only knows why he decided to work here. 4:IMPORTANT LADY-These breed are the worthless fat ugly bitches that walk around the resturant in their kackys doing absolutely nothing with no menaing. You might spot this one of a kind per resturant wandering worthlessly around the kitchen. 5:WINDOW GIRL-This is a fat ass mexican girl that has a nasty attitude that takes your order when you go thru the drive thru. They wear tons of makeup and trace their lips and think they look "sexy" when noone would fuck her with a 10 foot pole. 6:URINAL CAKE CHANGER-This is usually a middle aged mexican dude that works here to help pay his house payments to put a roof over his 24 brother and sisters heads. You can find him in the bathroom moping after some dude takes an enoumous shit in the bathroom after eating a burger. They also mop the piss off the floor from some 5 year old kid. 7:MAYONASE GUY-This is the guy that puts the mayo on ur Big and Tasty. He usualy adds his "secret sause" to the mayo.

the workers at mcdonalds are retarded slobs

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31. (McDonalds) (87↑, 24↓)
A 100% comercial capitalist organisation that sells people crap instead of food. People still buy it, though, because they're stupid and want to play with the little and useless toys they give with happy meals. Actually, it's a hidden alien organisation that wants to take over the world, and it seems to be doing very well at it.
32. (McDonalds) (80↑, 20↓)
a place where they siphon the toilets directly to the... uhh... "chocolate milkshakes" a place where they clean up dried cum and use them for french fries a place for freaks with red hair, noses and white faces a place where sausages REALLY ARE pig and/or rat intestines

damn that's some really fuckin good McDonald's\! wanna go add sumthin to their milkshakes?

33. (mcdonalds) (80↑, 21↓)
Plastic shaped to resemble food. With chemically produced smell and "taste". Despite there latest move into salad, they are still the crappiest "restaurant" in the known world. People only eat there, when they a) Can't cook, b) Are stupid, c) Are broke, d) All above. Therefore...

Shit, I had to have F***ing McD's for lunch... Excuse me sir, how does one clog ones arteries in the shortest period of time?

34. (McDonalds) (83↑, 25↓)
a place where you can experience service thats really the opposite of what your looking for

may i get that with bacon? NO\!\!\!\!\!\! please? I'm going to hit you with a wrench\!

35. (McDonalds) (75↑, 21↓)
Where the fatty arbuckles eat to get plumper from the ecoli infested beef.

I ate from fast food resturants, and I got diaherria for the whole winter-spring season.

36. (McDonalds) (67↑, 14↓)
a fast food restaurant that everyone on Urban Dictionary is determined to insult, rant about, and define into sand.

"Hey, Joe\! C'mere and help me add to the fourteen pages of McDonalds definitions that are all basically the same\!" "Heck yes, Bob\! I'm sure our definition will be so original\!"

37. (McDonalds) (90↑, 40↓)
A symbol of US dominance and filth. Demonstrative of the idea that an advanced society can exist and thrive without producing goods and services that relate to or possess quality.
38. (Mcdonalds) (58↑, 10↓)
Celebrating american obesity since 1955.

It must feel great to make $5.15 an hour at Mcdonalds\!

39. (McDonalds) (63↑, 15↓)
a worldwide fast food restaurant chain. they are most always conveniently located every few miles or so. very handy when going on humungous day long drives across the country. unfortunately, while they are convenient they have very lacking sanitation. flies landing on food and shitting on it so you can eat diseased dog shit. cleaning 20 tables with one filthy rag.

ugh i think a piece of shit fell from the ceiling

40. (McDonalds) (88↑, 40↓)
1. A temple for poor and starving students. 2. A company that people like to sue because they lack common sense.

McDonalds is better than the crap they sell at school.

41. (McDonalds) (74↑, 32↓)
A horrible fast "food" resturant that serves discusting food that they try to pass off as meat. The only good things at McDonalds, in my opinion, are the chicken sandwiches, the parfaits, the fries (in small amounts), the chicken selects, and the Big Macs SOMETIMES. Pulls people in with cheesy advertising and video of their food which never looks like it does when you order it. Consuming large amounts of McDonald's food will either a) get to extremely fat b) ruin your health c) kill you d) all of the above. Avoid, except on rare occasions.

After eating McDonalds, he got so sick, he almost threw up and shit himself at the same time. What horrible "food" did they give him?

42. (McDonalds) (69↑, 31↓)
And obviously Kyle was one of those multiple-chinned, lard-ass losers who did the suing..

Put the fork down, fatass\!

43. (McDonalds) (69↑, 31↓)
Bad food.

McDonalds is terrible.

44. (McDonalds) (50↑, 13↓)
A public toilet with attached restaurant facilities. The high standards of quality and cleanliness seen in the toilets do not apply to the food, however.

"I'll shit myself if I don't find a toilet soon..." "Use the McDonalds, that's what it's there for."

45. (McDonalds) (63↑, 27↓)
The best place to learn Espanol, eat horse meat, get rich, and walk out 20 pounds heavier.

Today I went to McDonalds and learned Spanish, I tasted horse, I am planning to get rich and I walked out 20 pounds heavier\!

46. (McDonalds) (45↑, 9↓)
A family restaurant that parents loudly complain that their food is fattening, unhealthy and oppose when a McDonalds is due to open directly opposite their children's school. Yet regularly hold birthday parties there- for children.

"A McDonalds is opening opposite the so-and-so school" "Oh my God\! That's where my child goes\! Well, at least we don't have to travel far when it's their birtday".

47. (McDonalds) (48↑, 14↓)
"I'm lovin' it"???? F*ck off am I lovin' it\! You go in there feeling like having the "Pound Saver" menu because you're hungry and also...ahem...cheap. What happens after you've had the double bacon cheeseburger full of gurkins? Well you go home...and have another one because it didn't make you feel full in the first place\!

Thanks Justin Timberlake for giving this restaurant franchise a s*it catchphrase\! You arrogant double bacon cheeseburger pig\!

Author: LollyLushandChadChequin http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/562186
48. (McDonalds) (43↑, 10↓)
A place that has the world famous "Ronalds McDonald Clown" that gives children [nightmares] of him molesting them, because he probably does.

Ronald McDonald: Hello children\! Children: Oh F**** it's Ronald McDonald, From McDonalds\!\! everyone run for your lives\! Ronald McDonald: Wait\!, I just want to touch your mcnuggets\!

49. (McDonalds) (49↑, 16↓)
A truly evil establishment, dedicated to world domination and the Way of McLife.

Person 1: I'm eating Mcdonalds\! Person 2: AAAAAAAA\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

50. (McDonalds) (46↑, 14↓)
A place where they wanna get sued.

Worker: We have to make 924 trillion dollars. everybody is sueing us. Boss: Cool\! Let's not pay to make em mad.

Author: Mcdonalds suck this\! http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/207776
51. (mcdonalds) (42↑, 12↓)
1. A rather detestable fast-food grease chain. 2. A convenient place to stop and take a much-needed shit en route to whatever destination is on your agenda.

1. Let's stop at McDonalds, maybe we''ll get a good court case out of it. 2. Gee, these runs sure are getting messy, let's stop at that McDonalds over there and so I can take a dump.

52. (mcdonalds) (40↑, 12↓)
1. Noun: Scottish Clan. 2. Noun: Worldwide chain of outlets that are allegedly "restaurant" that allegedly sell "food".

McDonalds have the bare faced cheek to call itself a resturant.

53. (mcdonalds) (43↑, 16↓)
road kill

thats some good mcdonalds

54. (mcdonalds) (29↑, 3↓)
a place where your teachers tell you, you end up working at if you don't go to college. Which is sometimes not true because some celebrities didn't go to college and they're rich.

teacher:you need to go to college or you're going to end up working at mcdonalds student: whatever GO TO COLLEGE\!\!\!

55. (McDonalds) (48↑, 22↓)
pure shit a term used when angry, upset, frustrated, etc.

1) That was [McDonald's]. 2) I feel like [McDonald's] today. 3) I wish she would eat [McDonald's]

56. (McDonalds) (35↑, 9↓)
A restaraunt establishment that feeds over 9% of the entire world EVERY DAY and owns more land, 2nd only to the Catholic church, than anyone else around the world... I guess that's so much for people hating McDonald's (or America for that matter).

Most people pretend to hate McDonald's but apparently not their fries, burgers or sundaes.

57. (mcdonalds) (34↑, 9↓)
A place that serves dirty and disgusting food, although people seem to agree that it doesn't taste terrible. When you leave, you look like you were hooked up to an airhose, however. It's also rumored that the "Chicken" McNuggets are made from the parking lot sparrows.

It's commonly believed that people sneeze on the buns at McDonalds.

58. (McDonalds) (32↑, 8↓)
A stinking cess pool of a restaraunt in which you would be hard-pressed to not find at least one of these places within a 5-mile radius in an area with at least moderate population density. Although most people who eat there admit the food is bad for you, these people have a strange sort of addiction to going there; it's effects are very similar to cigarettes. Part of what makes McDonald's so appealing is that their food is generally cheaper than it is at any restaraunt whose food wont give diarrhea with ingestion. Because of this, McDonald's has great appeal to people with low incomes. They like to single out minorities in their commercials because minorities stereotypically have low incomes. McDonald's may in fact have an evil scheme going in which they will render the poor extremely unfit, thereby making their chances of catching a big break even slimmer. It's no conincidence that both healthy and wealthy rhyme.

I paid 99 cents for a cheeseburger at McDonalds because I'm a stupid bargain hunter who doesn't understand the concept of "bang for your buck."

59. (McDonalds) (38↑, 14↓)
Home of a clown who likes to sleep with little boys. See [Michael Jackson] for an example.

Joey thought it was time to leave Neverland when he saw Uncle Mikey in his favorite Ronny MacDonny outfit.

60. (mcdonalds) (34↑, 11↓)
the establishment whose toilets i shoot up in once in a blue moon

i shoot up in the maccas toilets about once a fortnight because their toilets have needle dispensers and i wanna keep the environment clean so little kids dont find my syringe cos im a caring motherfucker

61. (McDonalds) (39↑, 16↓)
A corp started up by someone with a good idea and obviously good marketing skills. Serving sub-standard but cheap snack food :) Normally found 5 minutes from wherever you are

"man im hungry, might get a cheeseburger to tide me through til din dins" :D\mcdonalds

62. (McDonalds) (28↑, 6↓)
a place that makes billions of dollars a year but can't afford to give employees more than a lousy 25 cent raise every 6 months. a place where you learn to hate the general public because they assume that YOU the employee are a complete moron just because you have to wear a ridiculous uniform and must serve them their food, which in a way, can be degrading. a place where a manager cannot give direction to his crew because they dont speak the same friggin language as you. Pointing and basic spanish-speaking skills only go so far a place where you realize that a good percentage of people have extremely low IQ's and fit the stereotype of the average McDonalds employee a lot better than THE ACTUAL EMPLOYEE.....why you ask??? People will sit in the drive-thru lane where the FIRST MENU BOARD IS, evidently NOT look at it, pull up to the ordering menu, and waste the employees' time as well as the time of the customers waiting behind them. "Can I take your order?"....."Can I get the ummm.....the uhhh....the numberrrr.....uhh" Or they will order one meal, and forget that it comes with a drink which they need to SPECIFY. Simple mistake, right? Then they order a second meal, and AGAIN do not specify a drink. So the employee must again ask, WHAT KIND OF DRINK WITH THAT? After the 3rd, 4th, even 5th meal ordered, you would think that the customer begins to notice a PATTERN to the ordering process, but that would be too much to ask. A place where people will order a DOUBLE quarter-pounder meal, LARGE, and then ask for a DIET coke as if it's gonna help their chances of not dying early A place where high-school teens come in packs during their lunch periods and will leave a huge fucking mess for the employees to clean, whether it be the 500 napkins that they felt they needed to take out of the dispenser, the ketchup that was squeezed all over the place due to poor aiming ability, the fries spilled all over the floor after failing to get all 20 of them shoved into their mouths properly, and the pickles thrown on the windows for simple pleasure of hearing the 'splat' A place that the higher-ups including supervisors, director of operations, and even regional owners think they are hot shit because get to travel around in their company cars to frequent local stores and point out obvious problem-areas that need to be corrected. EXAMPLE...an employee will be working the register by himself, with nobody helping him to gather the food, with a line of 20 customers going out the door. In walks the supervisor, who takes you aside to inform you that there were some fries spilled on the floor....THANKS I'LL CLEAN THAT UP RIGHT AWAY BOSS A place where EVERYONE calls out, because, well....who gives a shit if you lose your job at McDonalds A place where the customer will pull up to the drive-thru and immediately say HELLO?\!?\! as if the employee was hiding in the dark recesses of a cave where all sound is inaudible. a place where the customers will read off $50 dollar orders like they were the guy at the end of the Honda commercials reading you the fine print on the payment contract. SLOW DOWN a place where something breaks. every day. a place where illegal immigrants can get away with BEING illegal immigrants, simply because their name and SS\# are NEVER verified upon hiring a place where employees will INTENTIONALLY hand out your food even when they KNOW it is incorrect. Why u ask? Because they hate their jobs and don't give a fuck a place where customers will complain that their Big Mac wasn't supposed to have cheese on it, and bring it back to ask for a new one, after eating 80% of the one containing cheese a place where customers will order food at 3:00 am, and are surprised that their fries did not just come out of the vat. "Can I get some fresh fries?" "Fuck you, okay?" a place where old people complain that "yesterday" they only paid 68 cents for their coffee, so why are YOU the employee telling them it costs 69? as if you magically hit the OVERCHARGE BUTTON on the touch-screen. And then in an act of protest, they will REFUSE to pay the 69 cents and storm out (slowly), as if the business will subsequently suffer irreversible economic hardship because McDonalds lost out on the sale a place where customers should NEVER expect coffee to be fresh after 10 am. Get a fucking soft drink for crying out loud a place that I can probably complain about forever, but will take a break for now... McDonalds sucks. And that's all there is to it. Source: Grant_is_God, NJ

McDonalds sucks...and that's all there is to it

63. (mcdonalds) (28↑, 6↓)
a place that makes billions of dollars a year but can't afford to give employees more than a lousy 25 cent raise every 6 months. a place where you learn to hate the general public because they assume that YOU the employee are a complete moron just because you have to wear a ridiculous uniform and must serve them their food, which in a way, can be degrading. a place where a manager cannot give direction to his crew because they dont speak the same friggin language as you. Pointing and basic spanish-speaking skills only go so far a place where you realize that a good percentage of people have extremely low IQ's and fit the stereotype of the average McDonalds employee a lot better than THE ACTUAL EMPLOYEE.....why you ask??? People will sit in the drive-thru lane where the FIRST MENU BOARD IS, evidently NOT look at it, pull up to the ordering menu, and waste the employees' time as well as the time of the customers waiting behind them. "Can I take your order?"....."Can I get the ummm.....the uhhh....the numberrrr.....uhh" Or they will order one meal, and forget that it comes with a drink which they need to SPECIFY. Simple mistake, right? Then they order a second meal, and AGAIN do not specify a drink. So the employee must again ask, WHAT KIND OF DRINK WITH THAT? After the 3rd, 4th, even 5th meal ordered, you would think that the customer begins to notice a PATTERN to the ordering process, but that would be too much to ask. A place where people will order a DOUBLE quarter-pounder meal, LARGE, and then ask for a DIET coke as if it's gonna help their chances of not dying early A place where high-school teens come in packs during their lunch periods and will leave a huge fucking mess for the employees to clean, whether it be the 500 napkins that they felt they needed to take out of the dispenser, the ketchup that was squeezed all over the place due to poor aiming ability, the fries spilled all over the floor after failing to get all 20 of them shoved into their mouths properly, and the pickles thrown on the windows for simple pleasure of hearing the 'splat' A place that the higher-ups including supervisors, director of operations, and even regional owners think they are hot shit because get to travel around in their company cars to frequent local stores and point out obvious problem-areas that need to be corrected. EXAMPLE...an employee will be working the register by himself, with nobody helping him to gather the food, with a line of 20 customers going out the door. In walks the supervisor, who takes you aside to inform you that there were some fries spilled on the floor....THANKS I'LL CLEAN THAT UP RIGHT AWAY BOSS A place where EVERYONE calls out, because, well....who gives a shit if you lose your job at McDonalds A place where the customer will pull up to the drive-thru and immediately say HELLO?\!?\! as if the employee was hiding in the dark recesses of a cave where all sound is inaudible. a place where the customers will read off $50 dollar orders like they were the guy at the end of the Honda commercials reading you the fine print on the payment contract. SLOW DOWN a place where something breaks. every day. a place where illegal immigrants can get away with BEING illegal immigrants, simply because their name and SS\# are NEVER verified upon hiring a place where employees will INTENTIONALLY hand out your food even when they KNOW it is incorrect. Why u ask? Because they hate their jobs and don't give a fuck a place where customers will complain that their Big Mac wasn't supposed to have cheese on it, and bring it back to ask for a new one, after eating 80% of the one containing cheese a place where customers will order food at 3:00 am, and are surprised that their fries did not just come out of the vat. "Can I get some fresh fries?" "Fuck you, okay?" a place where old people complain that "yesterday" they only paid 68 cents for their coffee, so why are YOU the employee telling them it costs 69? as if you magically hit the OVERCHARGE BUTTON on the touch-screen. And then in an act of protest, they will REFUSE to pay the 69 cents and storm out (slowly), as if the business will subsequently suffer irreversible economic hardship because McDonalds lost out on the sale a place where customers should NEVER expect coffee to be fresh after 10 am. Get a fucking soft drink for crying out loud a place that I can probably complain about forever, but will take a break for now...

McDonalds sucks. And that's all there is to it.

64. (mcdonalds) (22↑, 1↓)
a place where your teachers tell you, that you are going to end up working at if you don't go to college. Which is sometimes not true because some celebrities didn't go to college and they're rich.

teacher:you need to go to college or you're going to end up working at mcdonalds student: whatever GO TO COLLEGE\!\!\!

65. (McDonalds) (39↑, 20↓)
A bad fast food chain. The food has grease and calories through the roof, is likely to cause food poisoning, and doesn't even taste good. Its symbol is often optimistically called the Golden Arches; but in actuality, it's a huge, piss-yellow "M." Often sued by people who got fat on the product. While it's true that no one made them eat there, the company kind of deserves it.

"I've given up eating at McDonalds; the food literally makes me sick."

66. (McDonalds) (28↑, 11↓)
1. A restaraunt that's not nearly as shitty as everyone thinks it is. I've worked there for two years, and while I don't particularly LOVE my job, I can honestly say that it's one of the cleanest places I've ever worked. Everything is sanitized every 30 minutes to an hour, ones something leaves the counter or the window, it will be immediately thrown away when returned (so no, we don't just take it back and scrape the onions off, bastards.) Nothing sits for longer than 10 minutes, fries only for 7 minutes. So when you complain that your fries are old, they're most likely about 3 minutes old and you're just a picky asshole. Every sandwich IS made fresh, unless you call and say you're going to pick up 40 Bic Macs, then you BETTER not complain saying that they weren't fresh. Don't ask for fresh fries when you go through drive-thru, because even if we tell you we'll make sure they are, we really won't. Your fries will be fresh no matter what, we're not gonna drop a fresh batch to make your precious 4 year old a child-size fry only to waste the rest. If you walk in and the lobby is messy, take a look at your watch. What time is it? I'm sick of getting complaints saying that they "came in at 1 in the afternoon on a saturday and the lobby was empty, but it was still a mess." because it's a SATURDAY where the lunch rush lasts about 4 hours with a few empty periods in between. We're probably too busy stocking up on shit to make your precious food to get to the lobby right away, but I can assure you, it'll happen soon. Don't tell us that we're slacking off and you're waiting oh-so-long for your food, when there are a bunch of "dick heads" just standing around talking. Uh. Hello? Only ONE person is supposed to get each order. If it's taking so long, don't blame the person getting it\! It's probably the GRILL'S fault, because they're a bunch of lazy mexicans who can't seem to get an order made in under 10 minutes. There is nothing wrong with your shake. The yellow is the VANILLA FLAVORING. Get over it\! Don't say "I've been waitng for 15 minutes\!" beacuse then you just look like a dumbass, because we all know it's been about 3. WE'RE A RESTARAUNT THAT SERVES NEARLY 2000 PEOPLE A DAY. WE WILL RUN OUT OF FOOD ON OCCASION. GET OVER IT\! GIVE US ALL A BREAK. 2/3 of the staff are under the age of 17, and this is their first jobs. THEY'RE NOT GOING TO GET EVERYTHING PERFECT. 2. A restaraunt that serves whiny, annoying, fat ass customers. Quit sending in emails complaining over the gayest stuff in the world, because WE DON'T CARE.

Q: "Hey let's order 15 big macs at McDonalds and complain that it's not ready in 30 seconds\!" A: "Okay\!"

67. (McDonalds) (27↑, 10↓)
A fast-food restuarant that is the scape goat for millions of fatties around the world; The final destination for all idiots who would rather not go to [school].

If you don't get good grades, you're going to end up working at McDonalds\!

68. (McDonalds) (22↑, 6↓)
A place that is getting sued cuz people ate thier and got fat and blamed McDonalds for getting fat. But really they r only suing cuz they want money to buy even more Mcdonalds food to get even more fat off of\!\!

McDonalds-Get Fat,then get Get Money

69. (McDonalds) (22↑, 8↓)
McDonalds is the place to rock It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat It is a good place to listen to the music People flock here to get down to the rock music McDonalds will make you fat They serve Big Macs They serve Quarter-Pounders They will put pounds on you McDonalds hamburgers are the worst They are worse than Burger King A Big Mac has 26 grams of fat A Quarter-Pounder has 28 grams of fat

Rock 'n Roll McDonalds Rock 'n Roll McDonalds Rock 'n Roll McDonalds Rock 'n Roll McDonalds Rock over London, rock on Chicago\! Wheaties, breakfast of champions\!

Author: Andrew Floyd Williams http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/2346449
70. (McDonalds) (24↑, 10↓)
1.The [All-American] place where people get [fat](NOT PHAT). 2. The orginazation that EXTREMLY fat(NOT PHAT) people blame their problems on. SEE SUPERSIZE ME

1. Fatty \#1: Want to go to McDonalds? Fatty \#2: Yes Fatty \#1+\#2: haha Were fat 2. Fatty \#1: Why are we so Fat? Fatty \#2: I don't know. Fatty \#1: Let's blame it on McDonalds. Fatty \#2: Okay, I'll get a lawyer.

71. (McDonalds) (32↑, 18↓)
A place where a man cries.

They video tape it and then sell it to the black market.

72. (mcdonalds) (26↑, 13↓)
place that used to have rubber chicken nuggets that i lost a tooth in

"mommy i can't bite into this chicken nugget"

73. (McDonalds) (16↑, 5↓)
The only restaurant available in hell.

I decided to eat my own crap over the food at hell's McDonalds, since that's what they give you anyway.

Author: BananaMilkshake http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/3644911
74. (McDonalds) (13↑, 3↓)
Fat people's retreat.

1: "hey dude wanna go to McDonalds???" 2: "yessss im gunna burn my fat walking there and then gain three times the amount I burned at mcdonalds\!\! Then I will grow a 2ft wide tumor, call it jimmy\!\! then I'll buy it a hat and eat more mcdonalds and make my tumor even fatter\! yay" 1: "wat?"

75. (mcdonalds) (17↑, 7↓)
McDonalds is the place to rock. It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat. It is a good place to listen to the music. People flock here to get down to the rock music. McDonalds will make you fat. They serve Big Macs. They serve Quarter-Pounders. They will put pounds on you. McDonalds hamburgers are the worst. They are worse than Burger King. A Big Mac has 26 grams of fat. A Quarter-Pounder has 28 grams of fat.

Rock and Roll McDonalds

76. (McDonalds) (13↑, 3↓)
A place which pays much to little for its employees to deal with fat mean spirited customers or a child that already has "That Toy". Employees are always either High School kids whose parents made them get a j-o-b, the one college guy that had to come home cause he's poor, and several grown men who are usually always convicts of some sort, these men often spend all their time at work hitting on the teenage girls that work there. THe only other people group represented in the Mc-Work Force, are the Moms who got knocked up at 16 and have deadbeat boyfriends/husbands who refuse to support the child in any way

When you die, you either go to Heaven, or McDOnalds wait,you mean Hell right Did I stutter??

77. (McDonalds) (20↑, 10↓)
A place that serves some of the nastiest Fast food ever to go world wide. And a place that A dad of a family I know used to sing a song about on road trips. It goes like....

McDonalds is my kind of place Hamburgers in your face French fries between your toes Dill pickles up yoour nose And don't forget those fabulous shakes Made from poluted lakes McDonalds is my kind of place.

78. (McDonalds) (15↑, 5↓)
A college student's haven. 3 dollars for a meal? Of course I'm going to eat there
79. (McDonalds) (11↑, 2↓)
A slow way to kill America.

One cheeseburger at McDonalds with eyerything on it should be called, your slow painful death\!

80. (mcdonalds) (11↑, 2↓)
just another word for hell

-lets go to mcdonalds -But im too young to die\!

81. (McDonalds) (19↑, 10↓)
A place where people of all ages and sizes exchange money for shite eat it and come out 50 tonnes heavier. And the place that sues anyone or thing that has the prefix Mc.

I went to mcdonalds an now my scales dont register my weight it is so much. I was later sued by mcdonalds when they found out my name was Mckenzie.

82. (McDonalds) (13↑, 5↓)
The name written all over 80% of the worlds trash.

while travelling in some of the remotest regions of australia, we started to see plenty of mcdonalds wrappers and drink containers and so we knew that a local franchise of the fresh and delicious burger chain must be nearby. we all rejoiced.

83. (McDonalds) (9↑, 3↓)
where you feel like you're in a different country because no one speaks english.

I walked in to McDonalds yesterday, I thought I was in Mexico\!

84. (Mcdonalds) (9↑, 3↓)
Only Place where you could work for 3 months than get a promotion

At Mcdonalds 5 more monthes and I'll be an owner :)

85. (mcdonalds) (11↑, 5↓)
a pile of shit fast food joint that serves heart attacks on buns and gets sued more than Michael Jackson

I went to the McDonalds and got so fat I broke the doorway.

86. (McDonalds) (11↑, 5↓)
Super capitalist corporation that wasnts to kill you and your children with their special burgers of death. Often uses toys to lure small children into McDonalds, once the children are in, they never leave. (Not literally.) They still think, for some bizarre and unknown reason, that children still warm to clowns. RONALD MCDONALD IS NOT NICE, HE WANTS TO CLOG YOUR ATERIES UP AND THEN SUCK YOUR BLOOD\!

"I'm filing a lawsuit against McDonalds for making me fat." No..... You silly shit, you ate that shite. They never told you to eat it. (Although, they may have subliminal messaging somewhere. Watch out.)

87. (McDonalds) (9↑, 3↓)
A multi-national corporation with sales based solely on food, specificaly: burgers and fries, although more recent expansions have included salads and wraps. (there was also a short stint where pizza was available) It is related to images of unhealth, laziness, and a lack of social responsibility. McDonalds stands as a representative symbol for one extreme of a dichotomized world: consumerist capitalism vs. anti-establishment non-consumerism. McDonald is inextricably linked to the united states and wesern culture. etimology: Mc means "son if" in old gaelic - i.e. Mclean means 'son of clean'. and McDonald means 'son of donald' as in son of Donald Rumsfield. And, yes, He's a clown just like his father.

1.prof. Markus Johnson the millionaire owns stocks and eats at McDonald regularly, while juan cannot afford nor owns any stock in McDonalds.

88. (McDonalds) (13↑, 7↓)
Townie/chav, holy-ground will protect with own life if they think the inter-space is in threat.

one townie said to another townie going down to our 5-star resteraunt. (McDonalds)

Author: Mark,Joe,Callum and Carl http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/1100188
89. (McDonalds) (13↑, 7↓)
A place where you can get money.

Hey\! Lets sue McDonalds, I need money.

90. (McDonalds) (15↑, 9↓)
The main reason i am fat... but it's too good to give up\!

Mcdonalds I'm lovin' it

91. (McDonalds) (10↑, 4↓)
the secret invasion of the USA all over the world....one day our food will make them into Americans Everywhere MWAHAHAHAHA\! or we could just have them all self destruct no one in the countries would be left and we'll be the rulers of the world\!

The Mcdonlads arches are more worldly recognized than Jesus Christ

92. (McDonalds) (18↑, 12↓)
The homes of fat fuckers who eat everyday then sue.

Mcdonalds is the worst.they are worst then burger king. A big mac has 26 grams of fat.A quater pounder has 28 grams of fat. ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS, ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS.

93. (McDonalds) (17↑, 11↓)
Man Made food

Garbage.

94. (McDonalds) (20↑, 14↓)
A horrible place to work.
95. (McDonalds) (11↑, 5↓)
1. A place where you get cheap assed food. 2. Main source of food for people on welfare Hey you get what you pay for\!

And I wish it was wednesday so i can get a Hamburger for 25 cents at Mcdonalds- Tai Mai Shu

Author: Chink assed Nigger http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/183277
96. (McDonalds) (14↑, 8↓)
Another way to earn money, customers and employees.

Calvin: Ick\! (:P) A bag of vegatables with my happy meal?\! Those people are DEFINATELY up to something\! Hobbes: And I used to associate his mother's cooking with Sorry Excuse For Burgers and shark liver mixed with tofu. ;P

97. (mcdonalds) (13↑, 8↓)
The largest fast-food chain in the world (and for a reason, quit bitching about how their food is "piss poor"). Theyve got some pretty good food (fries, nuggets, etc), but most of it is unhealthy and eating too much of it will eventually make you fat. As a result, McDonalds is frequently bashed/sued by fat fucks who are too inept to keep themselves on a healthy diet. Also targetted by communist hippies because its a big corporation, and big corporations will eat your soul. And they've got a shitty marketing campaign (Im lovin it: that sounds gay)

McDonalds is a fast food restaurant.

98. (mcdonalds) (14↑, 9↓)
A fantastic restaurant (even if they have fallen off with their employing of thousands of non-english speaking immigrant cashiers) that people are now acting like they don't like ever since the film 'Super size me' hit theatres yet those same people know they go to McDonalds everytime their lazy butts don't feel like cooking despite all their complaining about carbs, unstatrurized fats, and whatever other new science term they pull out of their snobbish butts.

Kayeman: Katie, want McDonalds? Katie: Are you kidding me? Do you know how many carbs your eating with just a small soda, or how much sugar... Kayeman: (under breath) Not this again Katie:(Cont'd)... Or how many mono glouserines your taking in? Do you\!? Kayeman: Listen, I'm going. Katie: Oh, Kayeman can you get me a big mac?

99. (mcdonalds) (8↑, 3↓)
A word that appears on CV's under the heading 'Previous Employment (Temporary)' of many graduate students in the UK

Interviewer: Apart from mcdonalds, could you give me any further examples of your work experience? ....excluding school..... Interviewee: Um.... Interviewer: Thought not.

100. (Mcdonalds) (13↑, 8↓)
The corporate cancer on earth growing everyday world wide. \#1 cause of obesity and obesity related illnesses. Since people are 2 stupid not to eat there food. Take the option from them\! Shut these assholes down. Sell there restaurants world wide. Fire the CEO'S sell the company piece by piece. Do HUMANITY A FUCKIN FAVOR\!\!\! After the Black Tar Heorin type withdrawls from their toxic waste, people may wake the fuck up.

McDonalds The Fast Food Establishment that poisons children, adolescents, and adults worldwide.

101. (McDonalds) (14↑, 9↓)
1.) Place to get your burger spat on, cummed on, etc... 2.) Place to get hired when no one else hires you

Ewwwwww thats not mayonnaise\!

102. (McDonalds) (9↑, 4↓)
Slurry Burger

What the fuck is this shit -

103. (McDonalds) (5↑, 1↓)
An awesome place. You CAN eat there every now and then without getting heart disease and becoming obese. Every other definition here is ridiculous. McDonald's food is delicious; don't be a hater\! I eat it sometimes and I'm thin because I eat good most of the time and I exercise. Anyone who hates Mickey D's is just spiteful because they are fat.

Hater: Oh geez McDonalds is gross food and they're like a disease spreading all over the world. Their food kills people\!\!\!\!\!\! Supporter: Big deal, if you hate it, then don't eat it\!

104. (McDonalds) (5↑, 1↓)
1) An Extremely unhealthy fast food restaurant. 2) The biggest cause of North American and European obesity. 3) One of the most officiant garbage disposal companies in the world, who package the waste ad serve it as food. 4) A massive corporation who lures children to eat at their restaurants and serves them extremely fatty foods.

Man: Can I still supersize my McDonalds? Doctor: Not unless you plan on dieing any time soon. Child: McDonalds food is so good, it made my heart stop\! Man: Wow\! My old grade 6 lunch box\! And look, it still has those McDonalds fries I didn't finish\! *eats some* They're still good\!

105. (mcdonalds) (6↑, 2↓)
Heaven when you want fries. Hell when you want breakfast at any time past 10:30 on weekdays and 11:00 on weekends. Although all of their breakfast choices taste exactly the same they are still delicious.

**Cop pulls woman over** Cop-Excuse me but you were going one hundred miles over the speed limit. Woman-JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING TICKET BEFORE THEY STOP SERVING BREAKFAST AT MCDONALDS\!

Author: holly the ginger kid. http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/2403765
106. (mcdonalds) (6↑, 2↓)
America's terrible, terrible revenge on Japan for Pearl Harbour.

Love koto\! - The Japanese equivalent of the Mcdonalds motto - I'm Loving it

107. (mcdonalds) (7↑, 3↓)
McDonalds: That place that helps keep down the pigeons.

[A & B walk out of a McDonalds] A: hey, where are all the pigeons? B:You eating one now. A: [Looks at BigMac in suprise and barfs]

108. (McDonalds) (10↑, 6↓)
McDonalds serves burger a la cow shit, avec chips a la spat in. Happy meals contain prozac. Only fat chavs eat here.

Customer: can I have some food posioning please? Sweaty teenage mutant: one McDonalds happy meal, 99p

109. (McDonalds) (15↑, 11↓)
The reason the majority of America is morbidly over weight

You (to a friend):Hey I've seent that fat lady before friend:Where? You:Gorging out at McDonalds

110. (McDonalds) (10↑, 6↓)
NOUN - A restaurant, usually one that runs a very fast-paced environment, and provides little or no nutrition on any of the food on their menu.

I went to McDonalds yesterday and got a big stomachache.

111. (Mcdonalds) (14↑, 10↓)
The rarest of the rare, only exceeded by the likes of burger king, kfc, wimpy, and most fast food restaurants.

I used to work at maccies, the nuggets are only 47% chicken\!\!\!

112. (McDonalds) (11↑, 7↓)
1. Fast food restuarant chain. 2. Recently second largest private landholder in the world (after the Catholic Church), as McDonald's attempts to own all land on which franchises are built. 3. An establishment that should be renamed Fatass, because: a. They could get away with it. b. You could "plus size" things, and get "fat fries", not to mention the "fatass burger". c. People suing them would have to make the arguement that "Fatass" never warned them that eating there would make them fat.

1. The McDonald's Shake isn't even called a milk shake, mainly on account of false advertising claim laws. 2. The man who owns McDonald's is wealthier than most people think, or even could imagine in concrete terms. 3. Yeah, I got a Fatty Meal at Fatass today. I gotta stop eating there, cause I think it might be making me fat.

113. (mcdonalds) (11↑, 7↓)
A soul-sucking corporation that works hard to lure children into obesity with its not-quite-human spokescharacters (like birdie and the hamburgular), and its method of handing out globs of colorful plastic that double as choking hazards in every happy meal

What the fuck is Grimace anyway?

114. (mcdonalds) (20↑, 16↓)
MCDONALDS - Mc DUM ALL (who eat there) a place where I used to Work on My high school years and where you can rob alot of money if you got the Manager Codes\! ja ja ja - fuck up food by the way.
115. (McDonalds) (8↑, 4↓)
A symbol of American commercial culture that non-Americans (especially Euros) have seized upon with very annoying frequency. You don't have to like Mcd's, but the persistence with which Euros pound on this one cliche' has rendered it meaningless, to where they appear not to really understand why they're mentioning; it's just the rote anti-American thing to say.
Author: pawninthemachine http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/204399
116. (McDonalds) (15↑, 11↓)
A place where that clown whore, purple blob shit, cereal mastermind criminal and other dwellfuckers make fatty food.

Kid: Do you have any drinks? Worker: Yeah, do you want beer, rum, or wine? Kid: I'm a kid Worker: Ya, Rum to go. Worker 2: sure thing. kid: WHat? Worker: that'll be 24.99.

117. (McDonalds) (8↑, 4↓)
(Literally) Junk Food restaurant. The crap they sell there shouldn't even be considered food, but since is too cheap, most rednecks and no-good bums eat their own shit there.

What is this shit? Ooh, It's MacDonalds *Insert sound of someone eating his/her own vomit here*

118. (McDonalds) (7↑, 3↓)
1) A place where a lot of unusually fat people roam and eat four burgers in one meal with Supersize fries and and three apples pies. Then their jeans rip and they sue the corperation while still munching away at the same place. Some smart people will realize that they are *HUGE* and go on diets and start working out and looking great\! Those are people who no longer eat at this hell hole. Sadly, this is rare. 2) One of the many, many reasons why America is hated by all. And I sure as hell don't mean because George Bush gets lunch from there.

Do not go to McDonalds. It is a greasy hellhole. Go to Wendy's and get a salad\! Those are DAYUM good\!

119. (McDonalds) (11↑, 7↓)
a place where the burgers look like big turds, and where you find bugs in your food and people spit in the chilli\! And then our parents and teachers complain how aweful the food there is...and then that night, you see them there, eating those turds\!\!\!

this is a true story of a girl(she wrote it): My burger was overcooked and cold so i put it in the microwave and the microwave blew up\!\!\!

120. (McDonalds) (8↑, 4↓)
Home of the cold, flat grease burger, with stale bread and plastic cheese....Wow that makes me hungry.

McDonalds is a pigstye to feed hogs, not a restaurant. The hogs and the pig feed can all be found inside.

Author: I never eat at McShit http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/177003
121. (McDonalds) (12↑, 8↓)
A business that sells things that people happen to eat.

Shall we go down McDonald's for lunch or shall we spend it in the toilet cramming urinal bars down our throats and throwing up?

122. (McDonalds) (12↑, 8↓)
1. A fast food restaurant that serves fattening food. This place is one of the reasons why so many kids are so fat these days. 2. Where Schteve will work when he grows up.

Schteve: (Australian accent) Wudja like fries with that, muh'te?

123. (McDonalds) (8↑, 4↓)
A restaurant in which they let protein worms crawl through the meat. A.K.A. Rotten Ronnies.

damn McDonald's gave me food poisoning again.

124. (McDonalds) (12↑, 8↓)
McDonalds- n: 1.Shit factory where poor people eat, and poop is made 2. Place that poisons you 3. Where unemployed people work 4.where YOU will work.

McDonalds person: Can I help you? 17 year old hoodlum: I'd like a McShitis Fillet. McDonalds person: Coming right up\!

Author: Pimply Mcdonalds Worker http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/136351
125. (McDonalds) (14↑, 10↓)
A place when you grow up, you'll be the manager of.

The pimply faced teen works at mcdonalds.

Author: DennisTehMenace http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/77011
126. (mcdonalds) (4↑, 1↓)
heroin aka ronald mcdonald aka ron aka heroin very lowkey term

yo man you wanna go grab some mcdonalds

127. (McDonalds) (4↑, 1↓)
A place were people order a big Mac, double fries, double salad & a DIET cola.

I'm loving it\! McDonalds.

Author: PowerPuffMisanthrope http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/4095089
128. (mcdonalds) (4↑, 1↓)
The most hated on off all fast food joints people think its just fake food served to lazy fat people that don't want to cook or can't afford real food but it's not it's a place where you can go and eat good food at a good price that doesn't make you sit and wait for it then charge you 15 dollars for the smallest piece of meat you ever saw and then expect tips

Me:Hey lets go to McDonalds Stupid Person:No that crap makes you fat and its not even food Me:Well Lets see if its food the burgers are made of cow meat the chicken nuggets and sandwiches are made from chicken and the fries are made from potatoes just like most other places that sells food so you cant say its not food but you can say their animal killers either way i still want some so, Stupid person:Yeah they kill animals i wanna go to subway Me:You suck at life

Author: The Dude Thats Not You http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/3924794
129. (McDonalds) (6↑, 3↓)
I work at McDonalds, and all this bull shit about 'jizzing in the sandwiches' and 'mcnuggets made out of pigeons'? What the fuck? Get a life people. We have good food, and if you don't want to eat it, don't come :] How bout that? I have a lot of regulars that come in, who are not over weight. Our food might not be the healthiest, but who cares? Its FUCKING DELICIOUS \<3

Mmm, Mcdonalds \<3

Author: McDonalds Worker. http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/3407348
130. (McDonalds) (4↑, 1↓)
A place you eat at when you want to feel like shit and save some money.

Before: Hey i'm feeling pretty good, lets go to McDonalds\! After: Ahh i fucking hate myself

131. (mcdonalds) (8↑, 5↓)
Contary to what most people are posting on here, most amercians LOVE McDonald's. Everyone seems to think they're cool by saying McDonald's is "shit" and what not. But guess what? There's a reason why McDonalds has expanded to over 30,000 locations worldwide. So all you fake idiots that are dissing this multi BILLION dollar corporation should think twice because you know you like it\!

McDonalds is the most popular fast food chain in the world\!

132. (McDonalds) (4↑, 1↓)
Absolutely disgusting and fattening cuisine served by incompetent assholes and FILLED with additives and fillers to make it taste great.

"Lay off the McDonalds and do some jumping jacks you morbidly obese consumer asshole\!"

Author: Orion The Metalhead http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/2300770
133. (mcdonalds) (5↑, 2↓)
a fast food chain who always screw your order up. It is a place where you can find carvers outside looking for trouble, and the best chicken nuggets ever are found here. the staff however, only understand mcdonalds language. such as if you ask for chicken nuggets, they won't have a clue what you mean unless you say MCchicken nuggets.

some guy: she forgot the gherkings and relish in my burger AGAIN\! another guy: complain then. some guy: mcdonalds suck. customer: can i have a chicken sandwitch please? stupid chinky wife serving: what? customer: oh, sorry, a MACKchicken sandwitch. chinky wife: okay then.

134. (mcdonalds) (4↑, 1↓)
A perfect example of how people can be influenced to by such utter shit that some people call food, using marketing scams and celeberties to make it look like the Cats Meow. It is basically a "Restaurant" that serves processed and pre-fabricated food that usually is made with gallons of greese. In order to get even MORE people to buy their shit, (because 5 billion costomers, or victims is not enough) they often put huge golden arch statue-like things right next to freeways and highways so that when families are driving along, the little kids that dont know any better look at the sighns and say "Momy\! Dady\! I wana eat at Mcdonalds\!" and if the little kids dont get their way, they start crying. So the parents are forced to by at this hell hole. The only thing I give them props for, are how they manipulate and decive people with their marketing programs. If Mcdonalds was a person, id kill it.

Factory President: I have so many gallons of toxic waist I need to get rid of\! Mcdonalds CEO: You can be our supplyer, we'll take that off your hands\! or... Guy walks around in a misty jungle slashing away at the leaves, and upon cutting one, he finds a Mcdonalds\!

135. (McDonalds) (8↑, 5↓)
a place where fat people spawn and graze in the vast fields of fries and lawsuits

McDonalds breeds and kills fat cows to make their burger, then feeds more fat cows with the burgers in order to have more fat cows for killing

Author: giant chicken man http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/1744170
136. (McDonalds) (9↑, 6↓)
a huge chain of [fast food] restaurants that serve cheap [unhealthy] [food], almost everything on their [menu] has about 3,000 [calories] and most people who eat there are [fat]

fat lady:hey I ate at McDonalds and now I weigh 400 pounds

137. (McDonalds) (16↑, 13↓)
A fuckin' good cheap restaurant. I eat there all the time. McChicken \<3. And no I'm not fat. I weigh 130 and am 6'2". I just wish they had more spicy food. Nothing wrong with their food, as most bitches will complain.

Poor guy: Yo I'm hungry let's hit up chipotle. Damn that sounds good, too bad I only got 2 bucks. Rich guy: Damn, that sucks. I guess let's hit up McDonalds for some mc chickens. Poor guy: Hells yeah, that's almost as good as chipotle.

138. (McDonalds) (13↑, 10↓)
Yet another corporation that uber-liberals love to hate. They're all so fashionable when it comes to hating the right corporate entities. Still, when I was a kid I loved going to McDonalds. I still learned how to eat right, and still eat at McDonalds sometimes. It's basically good food, just not meant for every day. I wonder how many people who have submitted caustically liberal definitions are driving around in gas fueled cars whose bumpers are plastered with "green" bumperstickers.

Get over it hippy and eat a McDonalds Big Mac

Author: Someone who doesn't own a vehicle http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/1537430
139. (McDonalds) (10↑, 7↓)
Mcdonalds meat is nasty. I only go there for the fries. But dont eat too much..or else youll get FAT

Um...Ill pass on Mcdonalds' burgers..but give me super sized fries\!\!

140. (McDonalds) (12↑, 9↓)
fake food; unhealthy; may cause death; my favorite food.

i once died because of McDonalds.

141. (McDonalds) (6↑, 3↓)
heaven on earth for [michael].

michael: how much wuld it cost to buy out the whole place?

142. (McDonalds) (8↑, 5↓)
the reason that america is 2 3rds overweight, and is to blame for our fat, uneducated fatties steroetype the world has given us

mcdonalds is ruining this country. im gonna marry a mexican, cuz at least they can cook and know when to exercise.

Author: the rekad playa http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/933020
143. (mcdonalds) (12↑, 9↓)
Granted, the food is absolute shit... But it's still GOOD shit\! Maaan, gotta love them double cheeseburgers...

I eat McDonald's all the time, yet I haven't ended up all fat-fat-fattie like the obese American and British fuckers. Suck aWn that, fat-asses\!

144. (mcdonalds) (11↑, 8↓)
crappy ased place where when you order a ten pack of mcnuggers, you get a freakin 6 pack. i should sue them fer this\!

ba da ba ba-bah\! im gonna freakin blow off ronarld mcdonalrds evil clown face off\! yeah. once the mcdonarlds had a charity thing, you buy the ronarld doll in this card board box thing. well, i put his plastic polystyrene pelleted head in the door crack and slammed it shut. i put his head in the vice and drilled out his ears. then, when it was halloween, i stuck him on a fire cracker(from his butt of course) and lit him on fire. oh the joy\! im lovin' it.

145. (McDonalds) (17↑, 14↓)
The Mexican employment department

No one speaka no Englace at McDonalds\!\!\!

146. (McDonalds) (11↑, 8↓)
The only place in the world where you can find a clown having fun like they really mean it.

Ronald McDonald

147. (McDonalds) (9↑, 6↓)
a place where townies can do what they do best-be a dickhead

do u really need an explanation?

148. (McDonalds) (8↑, 5↓)
1. Last resort for people who can't find a suiteable job. Also known for the best management training in the world... 2. Restaurant where the guests are equally stupid as the people who work there...

1. Don't worry; you can always flip burgers for the clown\! When you can turn a complete retard into a manager... you've got the best management training in the world\!\!\! 2. "Gimme a Big Mac Menu, Super Sized, extra sauce 'n cheese, a Quarter Pounder on the side, also with extra cheese... and a Diet Coke, because I gotta loose weight\!"

149. (McDonalds) (7↑, 4↓)
1. A place where cheap MFers go when they can't afford Taco Bell. 2. A place where everyone goes eventually. 3. A place were veggieburgers have meat and meat gots soy. 4. Home of the Shamrock shake.

'Sorry baby, I can't afford no Taco Bell dinner. Hows about McDonalds?'

150. (McDonalds) (8↑, 5↓)
A foul hellhole wher food substitute can be found at not too high of a price whch most people see as a reason to eat there. It is being challengd by healthier , more expensive "resteraunts" like subway forcing them to make "healthier" dollar menus

I ate McDonalds and got food poisoning and puked all over. I'm on the Subway diet now

151. (Mcdonalds) (13↑, 10↓)
A place where they dont understand vegetarians\!\!

"The veggie burger is served in animal fat...is that ok?"

152. (McDonalds) (9↑, 6↓)
An over-crowded room with a large M on the roof. It serves fat people fattening food and tosses out the drifters and thin 'uns.

McDonalds was first opened within Stonehenge. It then spread throughout The Netherlands and eventually made its way to Fatland USA.

Author: Bastardized Bottomburp http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/200583
153. (McDonalds) (7↑, 4↓)
Where cum burgers come from because they employ asylum seekers.

Im mates girl is in hospital after eating a Maccy D's cum burger no shitting.

154. (McDonalds) (13↑, 10↓)
We love to see you smile\! ...Motherfucker\!

Uh...yeah...

155. (mcdonalds) (2↑, 0↓)
Processed BULLSHIT\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Dude yesterday i found glass in my cheeses burger at mcdonalds.

Author: TheyCallMeBanana http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/5938060
156. (McDonalds) (2↑, 0↓)
Ronald McDonald feeds you his delicious snacks then within half an hour The Ham Burgaler burgles the shit out of your ass.

Person 1: I just had a McDonalds\! Person 2: Drop your pants, the burgalers at the door.

Author: Ronald McDonald Original http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/5762475
157. (McDonalds) (3↑, 1↓)
A place serving elegant American cuisine. In other countries this place is also known as the American Embassy.

Search "Megadeth at mcdonalds" on youtube...

Author: theydidntnameme http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/5445353
158. (mcdonalds) (3↑, 1↓)
Shit in a bag. Cooked with complements from the 15 year old dropout chef who cant spell his own name.

mcdonalds staff - "What do you want?" you - "Ahh, can i get a shit burger, extra spit. Oh yeah, no pickle."

Author: iliveinmtdruitt http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/5137727
159. (McDonalds) (3↑, 1↓)
The best hangover recovery food in the world, apart from a extremely cold shower.

Andy: Lets go to McDonalds, I'm so hungover from Mindy's party last night. Mitchell: Yep, you were [smashed].

Author: Double Quarter Pounder Meal http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/4240443
160. (McDonalds) (3↑, 1↓)
Enough sh*t talking people. McDonalds is an awesome place and it'll remain awesome. their fries taste great and the big macs they serve are with no doubt- awesome.

dude 1: I'm hungry dude 2: well go to McDonalds, that place serves great food no doubt.

Author: Anonymous322512345 http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/4140289
161. (McDonalds) (3↑, 1↓)
that place down the street thats greasier than your car engine.

"damn\!\!\! This big mac from McDonalds is nastier than my whack-off rag\!\!"

Author: subway rulez\!\!\!\! http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/4129849
162. (McDonalds) (3↑, 1↓)
A very unhealthy, gross chain fast food restaurant that possibly has nicotine in every meal, even the damn ketchup.

"I love that BigMac from McDonalds\!" "Dude, how can you eat that crap? It's so nasty\!"

163. (Mcdonalds) (3↑, 1↓)
deep fried shit

i had the green apple splatters so i decided to deep fry it and make it into Mcdonalds Salad, the left over solids were made into big macs, nuggets , etc

164. (McDonalds) (9↑, 7↓)
A really shit fast food resturant that forgets your chips when you drive through...

*McDonalds server hands over bag of food* McDonalds server - enjoy your meal\! customer - thanks *drives home* customer - hey, WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHIPS?? (based on a true story)

165. (McDonalds) (5↑, 3↓)
see Camel Toe: The shape of the big "M" in her pants.

Dude, check out that McDonalds she got, it's like a Big Mac down there\!\!\!

166. (mcdonalds) (5↑, 3↓)
Basically ....Fried shit on a bun , or sometimes it may be the truth.... some one does shit in the deep fryer?

EW this burger from mcdonalds looks like a fried peice of shit between 2 buns\!

167. (mcdonalds) (5↑, 3↓)
a place that serves shit burgers pack with bread lard and salt. a place that attracts young children with "playscapes" then you children (yes you know who you are) bug the shit out of there dumbass parents for money to eat shitty food

if you eat mcdonalds and get fat its your fault fuck tard, go to the gym or quit whining lard fuck.

168. (McDonalds) (7↑, 5↓)
Want some toenail or pinky toes go to your closest McDonalds.....

MMM MMM Bad

169. (McDonalds) (11↑, 9↓)
A restaurant with : 1. A clown for a mascot 2. Crappy marketing one-liner after marketing one-liner(Can anybody say "I'm lovin' it"?) 3. Pig bung as meat 4. Diahrrea inducing tendencies

**Eats at the big mac** DIAHRREA\! **Uses toilet**

170. (McDonalds) (8↑, 6↓)
Looking for food poisoning? Not Sick of places like Pizza Hut delivering the bug? The Visit.... McDonalds, guarenteed Illness with every order. Now with Death For All The Family: not-so-happy Meals.

I.P. Freely 1974-2003 This is what happens when you eat at McDonalds\!

171. (McDonalds) (9↑, 7↓)
where i sit all day with my friends. we get free food and i will probably die earlier then expected. but fuck, im 15 i have no life because i sit beside mcdonalds. its a fun place to hang out, i live off of mcdonalds and subway. but i figure by the time im good and ready to have a heart attack there will be a damn good cure.

i live off of mcdonalds and subway

172. (McDonalds) (13↑, 11↓)
A corpse that has been made into a burger. The fries are from there penis. The buns are there asscheeks and the blood is ketchup.
173. (McDonalds) (1↑, 0↓)
It refers to a person having an extremely overly obese buttock, most likely developed from excessive ingestion of fast foods, such as McDonalds.

Mike: "Man look at that hot booty chick\!" Sam: "Dude that mcdonalds is disturbingly disguisting\!\!"

174. (McDonalds) (3↑, 2↓)
Somewhere which sells burgers full of chemicals and fat but taste so nice people try not to think of the fat and preservatives.

I saw two pictures of McDonalds burgers, one from 1995 and one from 2008. The one from 1995 looked identical to the one from 2008.

Author: Iameverywhereyetno-whereatall http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/5783525
175. (McDonalds) (2↑, 1↓)
The closest thing to a friendly suicide booth in the world today.

Me: let eat at McDonalds\! My Friend: i always wanted to have a heart attack\! Me: Let's go\!

176. (McDonalds) (2↑, 1↓)
An annual multi-billion dollar restaurant mega-franchise operating on every continent throughout the world, yet what they pay the employees - a full time crew member doesn't even make enough per month to rent a one-bedroom studio apartment. (At least in California). The first brand that comes to mind when the average person hears the phrase "fast food". A restaurant chain that eerily imposed itself as being a staple of American culture. If you are an employee at this restaurant and only speak English you will have to use a lot of hand gestures, head nodding, and head shaking. A restaurant where all the Hispanic employees yell at each other for no reason A safe haven of a workplace for Hispanic immigrants who don't really want to assimilate or learn then English language. A restaurant where as a crew member you feel like a subhuman because of the cheesy uniform they make you wear, the rude, nasty "guests" they expect you to serve while smiling at them and pretending to like them. A restaurant where you will hear at least three things spill or drop in the kitchen area every hour. A restaurant that makes the few people people with smarts that work there really want to get an education and get a paying job. Not one that pays peanuts\!

Maria: Susie\!\!\! Cuatro hamburgeusa por favor\!\!\! Joe: What? I thought we were in America? (Something then spills in the kitchen) Mario: Merda\!\!\! Another day at McDonalds\! Maria: Joe, get a mop and the dustbin\! Arriba\! Arriba\!

177. (McDonalds) (2↑, 1↓)
A place where you go to get fat and give Ronald McDonald money to suck his dick.

I went to [McDonalds] to eat. I ordered everything on the menu and a diet [Pepsi] to watch my figure. I also made sure to make a side order of [Ronald McDonald] [penis] with extra glitter to give a [Michael Jackson] taste.

Author: tpm(The Porch Monkey) http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/4025227
178. (McDonalds) (2↑, 1↓)
The worst fast food place ever\! It has the worst food and service ever... they usually leave out the important things that you order... It is disgusting and a disgrace to the fast food industry

Example 1: "Hey wanna go to McDonalds" "No, I'll pass... can you drop me off at the dump instead so I can get myself some lunch?" Example 2: "Hey Mom, they forgot the apples for my Apple Dippers\!" "So they're just dippers Now?"

179. (mcdonalds) (5↑, 4↓)
Where People Consisting Of 700000000000000 trillion fat ass pounds eat... its the sickest place EVER TO HAVE BEEN BUILT ON THIS EARTH. IT'S SO GROSS, THAT YOU CANT EVEN CALL IT A RESTRAUNT.

Wow, that girl is fat as hell.. she probably eats at mcdonalds.

Author: jkgna784h5 674ghjfhjsdgv http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/1875966
180. (Mcdonalds) (6↑, 5↓)
Verb: A complete and utter failure of the digestive system from digesting McDonalds brand resturant foods. Resulting in but not always limited to (a)Vomiting (b)Urination (c)Voluntary and Involuntary Bowel Movements As a sidenote, One to all three of these actions ( (a)(b)(c) ) are possible at any given time while the said action is happening.

Wow, I just Mcdonalds'd and i think i might have Vomited, Pissed, and Dumped all at the same time. But now that that is over, i feel ALOT better\! Phew\!\!\! To Mcdonalds, it takes alot of energy Oh Man\!\! I REALLY HAVE TO MCDONALDS\! PULL OVER THE CAR\!

Author: Kyle the Road Trip Man http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/1872352
181. (mcdonalds) (13↑, 12↓)
McDonalds is possibly one of the big reasons why New York is so damn Liberal. The thing that's liberal about McDonalds is that the damned Fast food company is trying to make the rest of America look like hell holes like California and New York. I certainly dont want my state of Missouri and my birth state of Kansas to turn into a California or New York.

If McDonalds keeps growing, then even once Religious and old-fashioned countries like Saudi Arabia and Iran are going to be overly progressive countries where Females rule the government and men are forced to wear Skirts and dresses.

182. (McDonalds) (10↑, 9↓)
Restaurant (¿?) where the meat is like the shit. Tara ta ta taaa I'm vomiting it

Faggot: Well... I think I'll demand a Double Big Mac Rat. Dumbass: Don't forget the Roach Nuggets...

183. (McDonalds) (7↑, 6↓)
A place where people eat alot, get fat, and then sue to get diet pills and other drugs.

Botox

184. (Mcdonalds) (2↑, 2↓)
Heaven on Earth.

Let's go to Mcdonalds, I hear it's like Heaven on Earth\!

185. (mcdonalds) (4↑, 4↓)
The epitome of all that is America. Where everyone loves to eat, making you 10x bigger the next week. I don't see why, they're fries are so salty the minute you eat them you automatically damage your artieries. Someone should sue the place so we can get more Big Macs and heart attacks\!

mcdonalds in it entirely sucks asshole

186. (McDonalds) (6↑, 6↓)
a place where you get to be served by mongoloids and a mannager who only says, "NO"

"No, I won't put bacon on your burger, it does not come with bacon." "No, you cannot park here." "No, I'm not trying to bother you sir." "No, I can do that."

187. (McDonalds) (9↑, 9↓)
The first human resource plant, invented by Satan himself. Made for the lack of food in small countries, McDonalds serves millions with their own human waste. The employees often screw your order up, and scratch their butt before they fix you food. The smell of McDonalds is often compared to the odor of sweaty vagina and burnt popcorn. It is also rumored that McDonalds is a secret organization created to keep the human population down.

We carried our week-old-feces to McDonalds so a lucky family could get the pleasure of eating our shit from the dollar menu.

188. (McDonalds) (1↑, 2↓)
slogan: "I'm lovin' it", anything one finds excitement or enthusiasm for. a single word to express one's enjoyment of something.

Andrew: "dude sex with this new girls is McDonalds\!" Rob: "what?" Andrew: "i'm lovin' it" Rob: "oh hahaha, nice"

189. (Mcdonalds) (4↑, 5↓)
A place with very fat kids and very skinny kids, but no in between. The fat kids are fat because they eat there all the time. The skinny kids go there to gain weight, but their high metabolisms prevent that, but they still are addicted to the food.

Mcdonalds sure has a lot of skinny kids today. Must be national malnutrition day.

Author: used cars here\! http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/4954229
190. (mcdonalds) (4↑, 5↓)
Why the hell are you looking this up? Do you live in Antarctica? I bet they even have this shit there...

Holy shit McDonalds is everywhere\!

191. (McDonalds) (19↑, 20↓)
The best fast food restaurant ever to exist. They have delicious burgers, and the best chicken nuggets and strips ever to be cooked. There fries are extremely delicious, and taste really good when coated with grease. But unfortunately, Mcdonalds is getting ruined by obese people who are sueing them even though theyre the ones who ate it every day. In my opinion, Mcdonalds is ok every once in a while, but dont get mad at them if you have no self control over your mouth.

Dude, lets go get some Mcdonalds\! Yes\! Ive been craving those fries.

192. (McDonalds) (7↑, 8↓)
The CULT of the GOLDEN ARCHES.

Imagine the people of the future uncovering 21st century artifacts..lol

Author: Queen of Darkness http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/408109
193. (McDonalds) (8↑, 9↓)
A place where you can get a cheese buger, fries, and a Coke, for less than 3 dollars. Need I say more?

I'm getting a craving for cheap, tasteless, grasy cardboard. Let's go to McDonalds.

194. (McDonalds) (10↑, 11↓)
A restaurant with good tasting food, but unfortunatly prepeared by underpaid teenagers, or adult losers who don't care about anything so that they might add special McBodily fluid, or McGerm additions to your food.

Boy this Mcdonalds cheeseburger is good tasting, but I can't help but think I shouldn't be eating this since a greasy pimple faced kid made this. If only they would use McRobots instead.

Author: Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/187759
195. (McDonalds) (1↑, 3↓)
A fast food joint that everyone seems to hate, for no real reason. - For people saying that it is a dirty place, you are wrong. I work there, and the bosses keep the place clean like a neurotic raccoon would. - And for all those clueless ass holes saying shit like 'ewww its not even real beef/chicken/whatever.' No darling of course its not, we use the fake beef that doesnt exist. -sarcasm-. Of course its real...seriously. - No their beef isnt the most healthy thing, but the chicken isnt too bad. Just dont eat a lot of it. - And for the picky customer that orders like this. "ill take the double quarter pounder with no cheese, an extra pickle, no mayonaise and salt but no pepper", don't crack the shits when we fuck it up, we actually don't have time to make it perfect, we try , but we have to keep the line moving. And if we did take an extra minute to make it properly, then you would be whinging at us for taking too long. - And no, its not degrading in anyway for someoen to work at mcdonalds. It's extremely well known and recognized in the business industry, they also train you very very well. Stop whinging, If you don't like it, dont ever step inside a Mcdonalds again.

Person 1: OMG mcdonalds is sooo bad lyk they dont even use real MEAT\! its FAKE\! Person 2:: what do they use then? Person 1: ears\! and toe meat\! Person 2: *sigh and eye roll*

196. (mcdonalds) (18↑, 20↓)
Good food, good friends, lots of fun, Great place to work. It is not our fault if you gain weight from eating our food....YOU ORDERED IT

I am an employee that loves her job at Mcdonalds

Author: A Current Employee http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/548460
197. (McDonalds) (2↑, 5↓)
A great place to eat. The employees are always friendly and it has way cooler stuff than Burger King. All you get at Burger King is bunch of whoppers that stick in your gut for days. In Mcdonalds, you can have an option of having cheap, non fattening burgers for under $1 and it has more better options such as the McFlurry, McCafe, etc.

McDonalds rock...all you McDonalds haters should actually get a good taste of their coffee. It's addicting...it's McCrack.

198. (mcdonalds) (9↑, 12↓)
a great place to go when you are hungry. Many people think only fat people go there, but most people eating at mcdonalds are healthy. If you only eat home made cheese burgers, you will be fat

wow, mcdonalds is 95% filled with healthy, working class people that are hungry and want something to eat

199. (McDonalds) (5↑, 8↓)
Your boyfriend wants anal and promises you a meal, takes you to McDonalds, and you pay for yours AND his\!

Lad:Awwwwwww my ex wud neva let me av anal\! your a propa safe bird u r\! i'll buy u a meal\! make that ten burgers for me please dear\!\!\! hey\! ive forgot my wallet\! Chic: Well aint that just DANDY?

200. (McDonalds) (5↑, 9↓)
Masturbation (usually male)

Hey, what took you so long? I stopped for some McDonalds

201. (mcdonalds) (6↑, 10↓)
last time i went there all i saw were some beaners.

yum im eating a beaner sandwich made by a beaner.

202. (McDonalds) (1↑, 6↓)
a place where the fat spawn, nerds go TO spawn, and cows go TO DIEEEEEEEE

Joe: did you know [mcdonalds] killed 100000000000000000 cows in the past week/ Bob: shut upppppp

203. (mcdonalds) (6↑, 11↓)
a fast food conspiracy, that the Canadians use to make the world obsess so that they can shift the earths orbit in order to make fun of the Americans. mostly dumb white people.

Niger lets go to mcdonalds and get a big mac.I am to fucking fat I can't move I think i shifted the Earths orbit. Damn those fucking canadians. Amen

204. (mcdonalds) (9↑, 14↓)
A food corporation that many Europeans blame all of America for and regard as "American food" ...even though most people in the US don't eat there as it's junk food/disgusting. The cheapest food that the poor can eat other than canned pet food. The first place burned and looted during anti-American demonstrations Where fat people come from

Why are all those French people eating at the Paris McDonalds if they hate it so much?

205. (McDonalds) (9↑, 14↓)
Rudeboy palace.

Don't go to McDonald's. You'll get rudeboyed. Oh, and the food is shit.

206. (McDonalds) (12↑, 19↓)
Ok sum people don't like it fair enough......... But its cheap.....Its edible.......And most days its quite gd.......
207. (McDonalds) (3↑, 10↓)
1.)The Irish Steak House. 2.)The Swine Center.
Author: The Crustinator http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/265141
208. (McDonalds) (6↑, 13↓)
pig intestines but who cares it tastes good & i dont seem 2 b gainin weight

i eat it 4 breakfast

209. (McDonalds) (5↑, 13↓)
Reason why that lady on Alley McBeal (and others) are bulimic. They "make their crap healthier" by adding laxatives/antibiotics/perfume, and other crap. Only those with an iron stomach eat there...

Reason why that lady on Alley McBeal (and others) are bulimic. They "make their crap healthier" by adding laxatives/antibiotics/perfume, and other crap. Only those with an iron stomach eat there...

210. (McDonalds) (13↑, 21↓)
Robble robble...
211. (McDonalds) (43↑, 53↓)
A restaurant chain that would have been cool if not for all the lawsuits. Ever since the lawsuits, McDonald's is trying to make everything "healthier" and doing a really shitty job of it. I say: fuck you\! If their food is making you so fat, why eat there?

BRING BACK THE OLD-SCHOOL MCDONALD'S\!

Author: Cortana Dragoon http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/1365258
212. (McDonalds) (41↑, 51↓)
American Culture

McDonalds rules the world.

213. (McDonalds) (6↑, 20↓)
The Best fuckin' food joint in the world.

Zac: Dude, let's go get some Micky D's Spencer: Hells yes. McDonalds is the greatest

214. (McDonalds) (22↑, 36↓)
The greatest food in the world. Its fast, hot, and DELICIOUS. It's your fuckin problem if you get fat from it. Its called 'deal with it.'

burger king can kiss my a$$

215. (McDonalds) (5↑, 22↓)
A fade route in football

"McDonalds" "I know your running a fade."

Author: J Monheezy My Neezy http://mcdonalds.urbanup.com/363421
216. (McDonalds) (14↑, 38↓)
Neccessary for life

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

217. (McDonalds) (11↑, 41↓)
Employer of many many phillipinos. Supplier of means to obtain Ricer mobile
218. (mcdonalds) (29↑, 63↓)
you lot are all fuckin twats, u dont know fuck all, i work there, and im in college doin a BTEC, and im dumb compared to the rest of em, and only 2 types of food is done in a microwave, the rest is COOKed on the grill or in the vats, most emplyees are part time while they go college, and the rest are almost managers, which earns you good pay when you get in to it, While were not cooking, were messin around and havin a laugh, its actuly fun. So all you retards who dis, i suggest you get a fuckin life you cunts, come back when you know what its like in there

a Resturant that serves a range of food and healthy eating is an option. Standards are high, and no1 jizzed in any food in any plyouth resturant, its all bull\!

219. (McDonalds) (26↑, 80↓)
If somebody is actually stupid enough to read this far down, especially about something as boring as macd's, then please mail me. shade\@ministryofsound.net. It would be interesting to know how sad you are. BTW, I know someone who works there and puts hairs in the burgers when he cooks them. Once he put a dead spider in. It was funny.

Why are McNuggets always cold?

220. (McDonalds) (46↑, 141↓)
The greatest fast food place ever. Nuff said.

"Damn thats an awesome burger\!\! Must be from McDonalds\!"

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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